Psstt.. Have you heard of this thing call safer sex?

(This is a very graphic post, please do not proceed if you are below 18, have a weak heart, easily upset stomach, religion told you not to do so, etc. Side effects might include nausea, dizziness and falling off chair.)

Hey... You there...

Yes... You...

Have you heard of this thing call safer sex?

No??

Come on over. Let’s talk.

You know when you have this butterfly in your stomach and you have this throbbing desire down the nether region that seeks sexual release?

Yeah, that’s right, that’s the one.

Some of you who are sexually active with your partner(s); with every lingering touch, it’d take you further down that sexy alley and you might expose yourself (pun intended) and your partner (unknowingly) to a myriad of sexual diseases.

Oh ya, do you know about the infamous STD / STI gang? Their most well-known members are Chlamydia, Gonorrhea, Herpes and Syphilis whom, if you have close or multiple association with might bring you face to face with their most ruthless member yet : HIV.

Go to CDC and you can read up more about the other gang members and go through their fact sheets as well. Get familiarize with the data and stay away from them. Under no circumstances should you allow them to turn you into a card carrying member.

If you are vulnerable and exposed, always seek out Miss and Mister Condom. Any one of them might just save you or the day, one at a time. You don’t know how? Don’t you worry ok? Miss & Mister Condom have a few pictorials to share.

We’ll start it off with Mister Condom (the guild has higher membership, is cheaper and easier to use).

01. Take a good look at condom pack. No exceeding expiry or best before dates or broken seal.

02. Look ma, no teeth, sharp nails, scissors or knife. Only fingers J

03. Squeeze some water based (no oil please!) lubricant inside tip of Mister Condom. Go wild! Use flavored ones for fun!

04. Cap Officer Salute with Mister Condom & pinch out excess air at the tip 

05. Roll the rest of Mister Condom down Officer Salute’s base.

06. If Officer Salute has foreskin, roll down and cover all to base with skin pushed back. Push skin forward towards tip, allowing skin’s movement but without breaking Mister Condom.

 

07. Place more water based lubricants on outside of Mister Condom or entry point. The Wetter = The Better.

08. If Mister Condom got attacked (breaks or comes off), stop what you do and ask your partner to pull out. Officer Salute must shower and repeat above steps with a new Mister Condom.

09. Once Officer Salute reaches its final destination, hold Mister Condom’s base and pull out slowly. Make sure Office Salute is, well, saluting. Be handy, have some tissue nearby.

 

10. Tie up (optional) a filled Mister Condom and disposed in trash bins. Do not attempt to flush down into toilet, imagine your plumber’s face (or worse, your whole family) when unplugging.

The rarely exhibited Miss Condom (Lesser guild members though wider missy parts covered and at least 3 times more expensive than Mister Condom and also trickier to insert).

  

01. Take a good look at condom pack. No exceeding expiry or best before dates or broken seal. Look ma, no teeth, sharp nails, scissors or knife but fingers only and carefully tear package from top right.

02. Outer ring = covers area surrounding the opening of Provocative Peach. Inner ring = for insertion and help hold Miss Condom’s body in place during drill.

03. Hold Miss Condom’s closed buttock, grasp the flexible Inner Ring and squeeze with your thumb and second or middle finger, making it long and narrow.

04. Get into a comfortable insertion position. Raise one-leg (time to show off that yoga position J or you can use a chair), squat, sit or lie down.

  

  05. Slowly and gently insert Miss Condom’s Inner Ring into Provocative Peach (it comes pre-lubricated – unless necessary; such as the case of Sahara Desert, add more water or oil based lubricant). Feel it go up and move into place.

06. Insert your Index Finger on the inside of Miss Condom and push her Inner Ring up as far as it will go. 

07. Make sure her body is not twisted and that her Outer Ring should remain outside of Provocative Peach. If Outer Ring gets push in or pulled out from Provocative Peach, simply add more lubricant.

08. When you are ready, gently guide Officer Salute into Miss Condom’s opening; making sure he enters properly – be sure he didn’t come in between Miss Condom and Provocative Peach’s wall.

09. Once Officer Salute fired in the hole, remove Miss Condom by twisting her Outer Ring and gently pull her out. Keep tissues nearby, very handy indeed.

10. This is 1 dumping you avoid doing in a toilet. Unless you want to be the main star of a plumber or family gathering joke. Wrap Miss Condom back in her pack or use tissues and throw it in the trash bin.

  

More sexy tips :

1. No twins zone

Please do not layer condoms or use 2 at the same time.

 

2. No in-fighting

Never use both Mister and Miss Condom at the same time.

Why : Both condoms will cause either and each other to slip, tear or rip. Too much of a good thing is bad, in this case.

3. Keeping it wet

Use only water based lubricant for Mister Condom.

Why : Oil based lubricants such as skin lotion, baby oil, Vaseline or cold cream will weaken Mister Condom’s Latex. If you must use oil based lubricant, get polyurethane condoms.

4. K-9? No! It’s N-9

Do not think or bother with N-9 (Nonoxynol-9) Spermicides.

Why : Not only does it not keep away STD / STI but when used regularly will cause genital lesions hence increasing your risk of infections, especially HIV. Read more :

A. Sexually Transmitted Diseases Treatment Guidelines 2010

B. Sexually Transmitted Diseases Treatment Guidelines 2006

C. The Scandal of Nonoxynol-9

D. N-9 Protection against HIV Doubtful

E. Condoms, Contraceptives and Nonoxynol-9: Complex Issues Obscured by Ideology

F. Spermicidal Condoms – Nonoxynol-9 (N-9)

5. Don’t be cheap

Every time Officer Salute and Provocative Peach get together, use a brand new Mister or Miss Condom

Why : Risk reduction for unintended pregnancy and STD / STI infections.

6. Oral time

Get flavored or a polyurethane Mister Condom for Officer Salute if the smell / taste bothers you. Lay on top of Provocative Peach with a dental dam or a cut up Miss Condom. Layer flavored lubricant for added fun.

Why : STD / STI infection is possible through oral activity. Remember that STD / STI gang mentioned above. Yeah, all that.

7. Is that your finger up there?

There’s something call finger cot or informally, a finger condom.

Why : Added protection while stimulating those prostate glands (male or female), need I say more?

If all these words doesn’t convince or do it for you, maybe an animation on safe sex would help change your mind :

AIDES GRAFFITI

Do you know your ABC of HIV/AIDS?

A hit on the search button should tell you what HIV / AIDS stands for. How many of us really understand the meaning of these words?

HIV – Human Immunodeficiency Virus

- Is the virus that causes AIDS and can’t grow or reproduce on its own. It infects cells of living organism in order to replicate.

- Infection happened through another infected person’s bodily fluid : blood, semen, vaginal fluid, pre-ejaculate, pregnancy, perinatal transmission (transmission of infected mother to her baby at birth), breast milk and enters your bloodstream.

- Can happen through contaminated needle sharing, unsafe sexual activity (oral sex, tip of penis, vagina & rectum), blood transfusion or contact with open wound.

- Attacks our immune system by killing CD4 T lymphocyte or T cell (T cells are the quarterbacks of the immune system).

- There’s 2 main types : HIV 1 & HIV 2.

- Is for life.

AIDS – Acquired Immune Deficiency Syndrome

- Is a medical condition caused by HIV if infected people were left untreated.

- The most advance stage of HIV infection.

Common Myth & Misconception of HIV Transmission

- Sexual intercourse with virgin will cure AIDS.

- HIV only infects gay men and drug users.

- Any act of anal intercourse between gay men can lead to AIDS infection.

- Open discussion of sexuality and HIV / AIDS will lead to increased rate of homosexuality and HIV / AIDS.

- Transmit through shaking hands, hugging, kissing and sharing food and drinks with a HIV / AIDS person or being sneezed, cough or spit on by a HIV / AIDS person.

- Spread through toilet seats, doorknobs, dishes, drinking glasses used by person with HIV / AIDS.

- Insect bites e.g. mosquito, flea or tick.

Why should women be concerned?

Because most people still think HIV / AIDS is a “homosexual disease”; so long you are a heterosexual, it wouldn’t affect / concern you. However, statistic released by Malaysian AIDS Council will show you otherwise.

As women, we are biologically more vulnerable and factors such as these should be taken into consideration :

- Income bracket

- Social status

- Lack of education

- Traditional gender roles

- Inability / lack of empowerment to negotiate condom use

- Consumption / implementation of family planning pills or devices

- Subjection to non-consensual sex

- Drug use

Not only that, our childbearing role means we might have to contend with issues such as mother-to-child transmission of HIV. Further burden of caring for any ill parents, children or husband will automatically fall under the responsibility of women who might also be the sole breadwinner.

Active roles women can play

- Research, read and understand more about HIV / AIDS

- Find out if there’s any HIV / AIDS Drop in Center or Resource Center near you

- Always practice safer sex – learn the proper usage of male / female condom and use them whenever you engage in any sexual activity

- Do not allow your partner to pressure you into having sex, especially if you are not ready

- Go to your gynaecologist annually and get pap smear and HIV/AIDS test done (or every 6 months for HIV / AIDS test if you are sexually active)

- Visit PT Foundation or Safe Clinic for free Anonymous HIV tests

More news on women + HIV/AIDS

- Widow finds new meaning in life after HIV

- Time to take action

- Jakim cetak 10,000 naskhah Manual Islam, HIV/AIDS

- Positive Rights

- Human Rights in HIV

- HIVpositively in love

- Need for support and understanding

- HIV and AIDS in Malaysia

HIV / AIDS event

Event            : International AIDS Memorial Day

Date             : 17.05

Symbol         : Red Ribbon

History       : The original International AIDS Candlelight Memorial was held in 1983, when the cause of AIDS was unknown and no more than a few thousand AIDS deaths had been recorded. The organizers wished to honor the memory of those lost to AIDS and to demonstrate support for those living with AIDS. That remains the focus of the event today.

Find out more :

- http://www.candlelightmemorial.org/press/

- http://www.candlelightmemorial.org/aboutus.php

- http://ptfoundation.blogspot.com/2010/05/international-aids-memorial-day-iamd_18.html

- http://www.ptfmalaysia.org/news.php?id=32

Event            : World AIDS Day

Date             : 01.12

Symbol         : Red Ribbon

History         : World AIDS Day was first conceived in August 1987 by James W. Bunn and Thomas Netter, two public information officers for the Global Programme on AIDS at the World Health Organization in Geneva, Switzerland. Bunn and Netter took their idea to Dr. Jonathan Mann, Director of the Global Programme on AIDS (now known as UNAIDS). Dr. Mann liked the concept, approved it, and agreed with the recommendation that the first observance of World AIDS Day should be 1 December, 1988.

Find out more :

- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/World_AIDS_Day

- http://www.worldaidscampaign.org/world-aids-day/history-of-world-aids-day/

This year’s theme is “Getting to Zero”; I plead with you, don’t let ignorance or lack of knowledge ruin you. Keep yourself safe : STOP AIDS, KEEP THE PROMISE.

Pondan?! It’s Maknyah to you! Part 3 (Final)

1 month has gone by since TV3, through Wanita Hari Ini first insulted Transgender Women in Malaysia with their ‘Pondan Ancaman Wanita’(Transgender Women a threat to Women). It was then followed by Berita Harian with ‘Salah MakanPunca Pondan? – Genetik Tak Normal Makin Meningkat’ (Wrongful food consumption cause of Transgender Women? – Genetic Abnormalities On the Rise).

The article itself claimed ‘though to date neither fact nor specific study was carried out to prove this, the theory of we are what we eat can lead us to think rationally in regards to this phenomenon (Transgender is now a phenomenon?). The assault then continues 2 weeks later with ‘Wanita Ancaman Pondan’ (Women a threat to Transgender Women) from Wanita Hari Ini again.

After the 1^st assault by Wanita Hari Ini on 04^th Oct 2011, Malaysia Kini published ‘TV3 under fire for disparaging talk show’ and Marina Mahathir through her column, ‘Musings by Marina Mahathir’ wrote : ‘Enough of softie bashing’.

An open letter sent by Jellene Eva (as mentioned in Malaysia Kini) to TV3 and other major newspaper reads:

By Jellene Eva

Dear Editors,

After viewing the talkshow programme hosted by TV3 - Wanita Hari Ini "Pondan Ancaman Wanita" on 4th October 2011, I was utterly disgusted in the way the station has portrayed women and transsexuals in Malaysia. Not only has the programme stereotyped women as only working as Makeup Artists or Wedding Planners, but also suggested that women are weak and whiny when faced with the competitive working industry. In attempt to raise viewer rating, I felt TV3 has chosen a topic that is unethical and unnecessary. It does not educate but rather ridicule the public.

It is very unprofessional for the hosts themselves to be not educated in the area of discussion before the show. By combining both the terms "Pondan" and "MakNyah", they confuse everyone about the issue and incite hate towards the prejudiced. "Pondan" refers to effeminate MEN, which are Lelaki Lembut. Whereas "MakNyah" refers to Transsexuals which are males that desire to be totally female, usually undergoing surgery to alter the body. Pondan or Lelaki Lembut are usually flamboyant men that IDENTIFY themselves as MEN/LELAKI.

A point that was brought forward in the show was, "women are threatened because the pondans are monopolizing the makeup industry". This is wrong as Culinary Arts, Makeup and Hairstyling industries are dominated by men. Masculine men in fact. The title instead should be "Lelaki Ancaman Wanita", because these men are doing what used to be thought as women's job. We have come a long way to recognize that women no longer are subjected to careers in beauty only, but also very capable in previously male-dominated careers like police force, entrepreneurship, civil engineering... etc. Equal career opportunities are given and the best person gets the job, there is no grounds for women in complaining that their work is being taken from them. This violates the Malaysian Constitution that guarantees equality and non-discrimination on the basis of gender.

I am also appalled when pondan/maknyah are accused of "stealing" the husbands from women. Blaming others of the unfaithfulness of ones husband is very childish and illogical. Happiness and trust between man and wife requires more than just sex and food, there is so much more to marriage. Both sides should seek family counselors when faced with cheating, instead of putting the blame on some innocent person. It is the husband that is cheating, not the transsexual, and so she does not deserve to be held responsible for the men's actions.

Pondans/MakNyahs were then further insulted by being accused of backstabbing their closest girl friends to achieve better careers or having affairs with their husbands. Such baseless accusation are tasteless and should not appear on national television. A statement like this without factual support is considered a serious defamation and blatant discriminatory against the pondan/maknyah community.

Equally inappropriate are the panel for discussion. Fatin Sarjat, a university student; Dr. Edward Chan, who is an unqualified psychologist; and Azwan Ali, who is a crossdresser.I have checked with Dr. Alvin Ng, President of Malaysian Society of Clinical Psychology (MSCP), that "Dr." Edward Chan is not a registered clinical psychologist of the association, and is NOT QUALIFIED to explain the situation to the mass public. According to The British Psychological Society newsletter "The Psychologist" Vol 19 No 10 on October 2006, Mr. Chan has been denounced of his qualification as a clinical psychologist since 2001. Mr. Chan was then ordered by the conduct committee to "refrain from practising as an independent psychologist until he obtains appropriate postgraduate qualifications that are recognised by the society and must stop representing himself as a qualified practitioner". Due to the reasons above, he's views are not to be taken as reference for the issue discussed. 

Azwan Ali, is a crossdresser. He is a pondan in all its definition - a soft BOY/effeminate MEN. Crossdressers are people that dress up as the opposite sex for the thrills of it, but is totally comfortable with their sexual organs. He cannot represent the maknyah community because he never had the need to be a woman. He was having fun being flamboyant, which he still is adorning large golden rings and bracelets on the show.

Cik Fatin Sarjat is included i believe for the views from the younger generation, but it is not appropriate for her to tell her views about religion on this issue, when she herself is not well versed in her religion and do not show a good example. Her hair is let loose, and dyed golden, in tight clothes, whilst commenting on how pondan is wrong in the words of the Quran - foolish!

All citizens of Malaysia are protected under the Federal Constitution and Defamation Act 1957. Under no circumstances should any discrimination or defamation be broadcast to incite hate towards Malaysians, regardless of gender. I believe it's necessary that TV3 release a public apology for the slanderous broadcast made.

For more proof of Dr Edward Chan’s qualifications, you can refer to my previous post ‘Pondan?! It’s Maknyah to you! Part 1’.

(To date, no reply has been received from TV3 on this – unless you count Wanita Ancaman Pondan as a reply.)

Given Malaysian’s population of 28 million and if the common belief that LGBTIQPAs make up 10% of the population is true (I firmly believe the percentage is higher), we would have ourselves a community of 2.8 million people and it’s a big number, isn’t it?

Imagine 2.8 million Malaysians who are not given voices, are constantly harassed mentally, emotionally and physically (which includes sexual harassment and abuse) on a daily basis and being sent death threats due to their sexual orientation, gender identity and self-expression. They are living their daily lives being denied by their own families & were kicked out from homes, humane love, housing needs, proper education, access to healthcare, equal job opportunities, safe spaces, legal protection and basic needs granted to the rest of us without a blink of an eye (which we take for granted, daily).

If one day you should lose your basic needs such as family, food, clothing, housing, right to live & love, job, money and all the luxuries that life offers you, how would you feel? Do reach within and hold on to your humanity. Think for a second; not too long ago, women were being treated as less than a minority, if not for suffrage and feminist movements, we might still remain as cooking, washing, breeding and sex slaves to a patriarchal society.

Now if we could only stop judging and start loving for a change, please place your signature for ‘Petition againstslander and defamation by the media towards transgenders in Malaysia’.

Your signature help save lives!